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The Arcade
Daft little games about one man's mortgage. Free, no forms, nothing leaves your browser. More on the way.
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Brick by Brick
A Breakout where the wall is the mortgage. Smash £226,527.73 down to the famous 73p before the robots make Paul redundant.
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Beat the Robots
An endless runner: dash toward Freedom Day, grab coins, and jump the AI robots trying to automate Paul away.
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Penny Clicker
Idle away the mortgage. Click to chip off pennies, buy gloriously worthless upgrades, and race the redundancy clock.
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Chip In
Slide a bucket to catch falling coins and fill the mortgage thermometer, while dodging the red bills that add it back.